“The Drag Queen and the Dwarf” by Coco Warbucks The Greatest Joy in life for me is having a child. Being a mother has made me feel a love that I have never felt before. The high of raising my four year old daughter is better to me than the Christmas morning Santa brought me the Barbie Dream House. I had no idea however that would be the last dream house I’d be receiving, as of now anyway. The feeling of being a mom is (sigh) enlightening. The feeling of being a SINGLE mom is fucking frightening. Especially when you have been a stay at home mom for 3 years. I never imaged while I was playing with my Barbie Dream House all those years ago and dreaming of being Barbie, that Ken would develop a bad case of OCD and never want to leave the house and when he did, it was to hump Barbie's Hawaiian friend Lelani. NO I certainly wasn't prepared for my husband's penis to become the enemy and the reason I found myself working for a Drag Queen Chef. The night I found out my hu...